You Do What You Believe
Lonesome Star Farm’s heritage livestock including Kunekune pigs are almost completely grass-fed & finished, with proportionately-sized pesticide-free 100+ year old native grass pasture. This drought-resistant paddock is supported through livestock rotation & winter cover crops. We’ll partner and organize with other sustainable farms and Anyone Who Will Listen for the long-term good of our communities and families.
Lonesome Star Farm’s Business Hierarchy:
CEO: God tells us all the main decisions; marketing; delegates much except for auditors Life and Death; Humor Architect; Internal Affairs; and funds Immediate Boss
Director: Grass tells me which livestock, how many, their health, their sustainability, and much more. Constant tension with the Manager over their joint project on waste management
Manager: I work under pigs. Tells me what I should do every day. They eat a LOT of grass, these grazers are real green-nosers, literally and figuratively.
Immediate Boss: Wallet. Funded by CEO. Tells me what I can do every day. I talk constantly to Internal Affairs about possible money embezzlement. Suspects include outside consultants Taxes and that darn lawyer from Murphy Associates.
Bottom of the Hierarchy With No Chance of Advancement: Craig- Founder/Operator: Love my job but I hate my boss. Hope he doesn’t fire me. I know the Manager at times is ready for my resignation too. With the help of the CEO, if I can keep Grass happy, it’ll all work out.